Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a true American original. He's been my friend for over a decade, and I can say with 100% certainty that he's the funniest human being I've ever met. He's also my favorite person in the world to sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods with. Joey is a frequent guest on my podcast, and out of all the outrageous and hilarious things he's ever said, this one quote stands out above the rest. He said it with such passion and sincerity that we knew instantly it needed its own T shirt. Here is that shirt.

Black Crew Neck. Ultra-soft. Tagless - Higher Primate printed tag. 

Garment Specs: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.